In tonight's bedtime story for kids, we're going to Potato and Beans' Diner, to hear the chef, Mrs Pig's life story! These calm bedtime stories for kids are perfect for improving your kids' sleep routines.
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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome back to Kuala Moon, your podcast of
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Speaker 1: original children's bedtime stories and meditations designed to make bedtime
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Speaker 1: and dream tonight. You are all in for a mega
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Speaker 1: trip down memory lane with Missus Pig from the Potato
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Speaker 1: and Beans Diner. Soon we'll hear how she came to
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Speaker 1: be the best chef in the West, the world renowned
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Speaker 1: pig that whips up culinary magic with her trotters. For first,
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Speaker 1: Coco is keen that we welcome our newest recruits to
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Speaker 1: the club, of course, so let's say a huge hello
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Speaker 1: and welcome to siblings Adelaide who's six, Aurora who's four,
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Speaker 1: and Odin who's two listening in New South Wales, Australia.
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Speaker 1: And then we've got brothers Kai and Nico and siblings Alexander,
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Speaker 1: don't forget to spread the Koala Moon love by telling
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Speaker 1: all your friends to have a listen to your favorite story. Now,
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Speaker 1: as I was saying, we're soon going to hear the
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Speaker 1: most fantastic origin story. We all know Missus Pig and
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Speaker 1: have heard how she can whip up a tasty miracle
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Speaker 1: in her kitchen. But have you ever wondered how she
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Speaker 1: became so able? What choices, events and luck brought her
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Speaker 1: to Potato and Beans diner in the middle of nowhere.
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Speaker 1: Well we're soon going to find out. But don't worry.
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Speaker 1: If you're not off, you can always catch up with
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Speaker 1: her incredible history another time. For now, lie back in bed,
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Speaker 1: have a little stretch and a wriggle. Maybe circle your
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Speaker 1: wrists and your ankles. Breathe in and out, take a
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Speaker 1: few calming breaths, just to clear your mind of everything
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Speaker 1: except the thought of a hot summery day in the desert.
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Speaker 1: Imagine your surround rounded in every direction by sand, cacti,
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Speaker 1: and sky. It's a dazzlingly hot day and one for
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Speaker 1: taking it easy and listening to stories. So it's time
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Speaker 1: to begin. Missus pigs Cooking School Dreams by Susannah McLaughlin.
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Speaker 1: One hot summer's day in the middle of nowhere, when
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Speaker 1: the heat made wiggly lines in the air above the tarmac,
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Speaker 1: and the cacti was sweating and mopping their faces with
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Speaker 1: their spiky arms, Missus Pig was taking a break. She'd
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Speaker 1: spent the morning in the air conditioned kitchen, making ice
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Speaker 1: cream in a huge machine. She whipped and curled and
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Speaker 1: cooled the cream until it was delicious, then sprinkled in
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Speaker 1: little chunks of fudge and frozen raspberries and chocolate chips.
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Speaker 1: Now it was the afternoon, and given it was too
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Speaker 1: hot for anyone to want a warm meal, she had
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Speaker 1: very little to do but to lounge in a booth
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Speaker 1: and chat. So that's what she did. The curly haired
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Speaker 1: post dog Zara had enjoyed the cool of the diner
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Speaker 1: so very much when she delivered today's post that she
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Speaker 1: flopped down on the bench next to Missus Pig and
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Speaker 1: decided she too, would take a break. They'd been nattering
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Speaker 1: for a while when Zara asked missus Pig a pretty
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Speaker 1: big question. How did you end up here at the diner?
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Speaker 1: She asked, Missus Pig grinned and said, now there is
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Speaker 1: a long story. Zara insisted that she had time, taking
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Speaker 1: off her post lady hat to prove it and waggling
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Speaker 1: her empty sack. So Missus Pig took a deep breath
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Speaker 1: and launched into a story. This is how it went.
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Speaker 1: Once upon a time, a piglet was borne by the
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Speaker 1: name of Missy. Zara interrupted her and said, Missy, that's
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Speaker 1: your first name, Missus, Missy pig, Missus pig nodded and
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Speaker 1: giggled and carried on. That piglet, everyone said, came out
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Speaker 1: jolly and pink cheeked and lovely, the bell of the ball,
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Speaker 1: they all called her. The Little Piggy grew up in
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Speaker 1: a green part of America, where there were rolling hills
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Speaker 1: and picturesque little towns made up of smatterings of little
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Speaker 1: wooden houses with picket fences. When little Missy went to
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Speaker 1: high school, she spent her spare time hanging out in diners,
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Speaker 1: drinking milkshakes through curly straws, and dancing to jukebox songs.
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Speaker 1: Outside of school, she worked at a doughnut shop, and
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Speaker 1: she always brought doughnut holes back for her family, dusted
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Speaker 1: with cinnamon and brown sugar. When she was nearly grown,
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Speaker 1: Missy graduated and went to Stanford to study aerospace engineering.
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Speaker 1: That's rocket science to you and me. Her mama was
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Speaker 1: a scientist and has always bought her rocket toys and
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Speaker 1: mobiles of dangling solar systems and little space man doles.
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Speaker 1: It was her dream for Missy to be a rocket
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Speaker 1: scientist like her, and for the longest time, Missy thought
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Speaker 1: that was her dream too, Even when she sat in
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Speaker 1: the auditorium on day one, looking up at the ceiling
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Speaker 1: on which an endless galaxy had been projected with little
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Speaker 1: whizzing shooting stars. She gazed up at Saturn with its
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Speaker 1: dusty golden surface and huge glowing rings, and thought she
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Speaker 1: was in exactly the right place. And she was, but
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Speaker 1: not for the reason. She thought she was in the
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Speaker 1: right place, because it was in that auditorium that she
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Speaker 1: met her best friend, a sheep named Barbara, who had
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Speaker 1: a big, poofy head of girls and a sassy attitude.
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Speaker 1: As the semester went on, Barbara's head got more and
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Speaker 1: more filled with stars and planets and graphs and maths,
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Speaker 1: but Missy stayed decidedly with her feet on the ground.
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Speaker 1: Barbara would explain quantum physics to her and launch into
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Speaker 1: debates about the mass of a black hole, but Missy
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Speaker 1: always found her thoughts drifting away to what she would
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Speaker 1: have for lunch. She was interested, she really was, but
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Speaker 1: she was starting to doubt that being a rocket scientist
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Speaker 1: was her calling. She didn't really like studying graphs and
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Speaker 1: her maths was all modeled. She was in one of
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Speaker 1: the best study programs in the world, but still her
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Speaker 1: favorite time of the day was when she got to
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Speaker 1: cook for her friends, and she much preferred looking at
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Speaker 1: the stars and learning about them. One day, when she
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Speaker 1: was in a lesson about astrophysics, taking notes with her
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Speaker 1: pink pen with the fluffy pomp on on top, her
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Speaker 1: mind drifted off and she began doodling. She drew cakes
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Speaker 1: with intricate decorations, gum drops arranged in rainbows, and swirls
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Speaker 1: of butter cream, and animals made of marsipan. So furiously
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Speaker 1: was she scribbling her ideas and recipes down in her notepad,
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Speaker 1: tongue stuck out in concentration that she didn't notice when
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Speaker 1: the auditorium emptied around her. Barbara was sitting in the
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Speaker 1: seat next to her, giggling at her friend's dedication to
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Speaker 1: her scribbles, which she had never seen before in any
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Speaker 1: of their classes. That was the day Missy realized she
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Speaker 1: didn't want to be a rocket scientist anymore. She wanted
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Speaker 1: to be a chef. So she sold her microscope and
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Speaker 1: her compasses and protractors and bought a pristine chef's coat
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Speaker 1: and tall white hat in their place. She wrote an
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Speaker 1: essay about the Perfect way to bake Chocolate Declare and
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Speaker 1: was accepted into the Cordon Bleu, the most prestigious cooking
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Speaker 1: school in all of the world. And that's how she
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Speaker 1: found herself in a little red plain with spinning propellers
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Speaker 1: flying over the Eiffel Tower on her way to her
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Speaker 1: new home Paris. Missy moved into a cozy little apartment
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Speaker 1: overlooking the River Sende, where she would sit on her
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Speaker 1: balcony with a baguette and a big piece of cheese
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Speaker 1: and watch the city go by. Beneath her, she watched
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Speaker 1: beautifully offered chihuahuas with designer handbags strutting down the river banks,
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Speaker 1: and otters in striped t shirts rowing boats along the water.
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Speaker 1: She watched the joy on the faces of guinea pig
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Speaker 1: tourists as they snapped photographs of Notre Dame, and admired
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Speaker 1: the pretty dresses of very wearing mice riding their bicycles.
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Speaker 1: Soon came her first day at the Cordon Bleu. She
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Speaker 1: phoned Barbara that morning Trotter's shaking, saying she was too
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Speaker 1: nervous to go and that she'd just give up and
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Speaker 1: come back home to be an astrophysicist again, but Barbara
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Speaker 1: told her not to worry. You're there to follow your dreams.
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Speaker 1: Missy Pig, she said, so stop worrying and go and
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Speaker 1: whip up a feast. Remember you are calm, you are cool,
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Speaker 1: you are confident. That's what Missy chanted as she went
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Speaker 1: through her day. I am calm, I am cool, I
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Speaker 1: am confident. She was still whispering it to herself as
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Speaker 1: she stood at her cooking station and the teacher came
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Speaker 1: through the door wearing the whitest, tallest chef hat she'd
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Speaker 1: ever seen. The professor, Chef Mineux, was an elegant black
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Speaker 1: cat with slick fur, who narrowed her eyes as she
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Speaker 1: looked at her students Biond Venue. She said, or welcome.
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Speaker 2: You each have been selected to be in my class,
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Speaker 2: as you have the potential to busy next generation's top chefs.
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Speaker 2: I'll teach you everything I know to flu for a souffle,
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Speaker 2: how to make moose from a marrow, how to cream
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Speaker 2: a coconut, how to mix one under an ebb and
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Speaker 2: spices to make them taste just like one.
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Speaker 1: Are you ready, missus? Nerves had dissipated, leaving nothing but determination.
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Speaker 1: She could cream coconuts and fluf soufles and moose marrows.
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Speaker 1: She was sure of it. She had never been so
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Speaker 1: sure of anything in her life. She straightened her hat,
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Speaker 1: and the cat gave her a special nod, like she
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Speaker 1: could tell that Missy was ready to cook. They spent
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Speaker 1: their first lesson just getting to know their kitchen, as
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Speaker 1: Chef Mineu led them through some strange exercises. She said
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Speaker 1: that before you even began to cook, to be a
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Speaker 1: top chef, you had to feel the energy of your
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Speaker 1: kitchen and speak to it, befriended, so you could work
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Speaker 1: together to make the best food. Missy thought this was
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Speaker 1: pretty strange, but she played along, even whispering a hello,
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Speaker 1: how are into the oven just in case it actually worked.
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Speaker 1: She felt a little flicker of warmth that took her
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Speaker 1: by surprise and made her begin to wonder if the
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Speaker 1: kitchen actually was listening. Then next lesson they were to
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Speaker 1: learn to respect their ingredients. Missy thought it was very
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Speaker 1: strange when she was told to bow down to a carrot,
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Speaker 1: but she knew Chef Mineu was the best in the world,
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Speaker 1: so she did as She was told by the end
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Speaker 1: of the word they were cooking. They started with what
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Speaker 1: Chef Mineu called the basics. The first a French favorite,
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Speaker 1: the omelet. Now Missy Pea thought she knew how to
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Speaker 1: make an omelet. Whisk up some eggs, chuck them in
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Speaker 1: a pan, and let it cook into something tasty. She'd
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Speaker 1: never really thought about it before. Omelets weren't oat cuisine.
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Speaker 1: They were something you made for breakfast when you'd run
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Speaker 1: out of jam and toast. But when Chef Mineu made
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Speaker 1: an omelet, it was an art form. She whipped the
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Speaker 1: eggs till they were foamy, picturing fluffy white clouds in
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Speaker 1: her head. To give them extra lightness, She melted yellow
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Speaker 1: butter in a pan, poured in the eggs, and stirred them.
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Speaker 1: Once they'd turned firm, she sprinkled in some cheese with
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Speaker 1: a delicate flick of her paw, and rolled the omelet
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Speaker 1: into a log shape. Then she served it on a
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Speaker 1: white plate with a few green flecks of herbs. She
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Speaker 1: handed each student to fork, and when Missy took a bite,
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Speaker 1: her eyebrows shot up under her chef hat. It was
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Speaker 1: like biting into a cloud. It was light and creamy,
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Speaker 1: and smooth and oh so delicious. It was a revelation.
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Speaker 1: It taught Missy that you didn't have to make fancy
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Speaker 1: food to be a chef. You just had to put
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Speaker 1: your heart into your cooking and make everything with passion
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Speaker 1: and skill, and she had bundles of both. There were
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Speaker 1: days when she didn't feel like a top chef, days
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Speaker 1: when her cakes flopped and her pies burnt, and Chef
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Speaker 1: Mineu would try her soup and say more salt. But
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Speaker 1: there were also days that she thought she was making
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Speaker 1: magic with her trotters and that no one else had
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Speaker 1: ever tasted food as delicious as hers. There was a
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Speaker 1: day when she made a chocolate sculpture in the shape
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Speaker 1: of a reindeer and they put it on the main
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Speaker 1: table at the Christmas party. There was another one where
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Speaker 1: she invented something she called pig soup that included all
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Speaker 1: of a pig's favorite vegetables squash, ciliac, pumpkin, and potato,
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Speaker 1: which Chef Mineu called ain't croyable and asked for the
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Speaker 1: recipe for. There was even a day when the head master,
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Speaker 1: a snail with a curly mustache, said he'd never seen
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Speaker 1: an onion chopped so fine and perfectly as hers. The
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Speaker 1: day she graduated, her Mamma and Papa came to Paris
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Speaker 1: and waved flags and chanted U s A as she
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Speaker 1: crossed the stage, making her blush and giggle. Her Papa
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Speaker 1: said he was so proud of her that he could burst.
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Speaker 1: He said he should have known she'd be a chef
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Speaker 1: from when she was a little girl making mud pies
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Speaker 1: and topping them with cherries from the cherry tree. Her
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Speaker 1: mama gave her a squeeze, and even though she was
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Speaker 1: fully grown, now called her her little chef and kissed
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Speaker 1: her on the snout. Then, when she graduated, she was
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Speaker 1: hired as a chef in a restaurant in New York City.
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Speaker 1: Her dreams had come true. The restaurant was owned by
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Speaker 1: a stalk by the name of Mapple, who had moved
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Speaker 1: from China to open a dumpling stand. The place was
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Speaker 1: so popular that it grew and grew until he now
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Speaker 1: had the most famous, swankiest restaurant in the whole of
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Speaker 1: the city, situated right at the top of the Empire
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Speaker 1: State Building. She learnt so much from the team there,
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Speaker 1: spending her days folding dumplings and making fillings of the
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Speaker 1: most unexpected combinations. She would be in charge of huge
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Speaker 1: rats of soup and spicy sweet sauces, and she'd spend
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Speaker 1: morning to night working hard and shouting yes Chef as
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Speaker 1: the stork flapped around the kitchen, saying more garlic here
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Speaker 1: or less ginger there, or calling one dish sublime and
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Speaker 1: another abominable. Missy pigs dishes were always in the former category.
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Speaker 1: She and Chef Mapple were fast friends, as she was
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Speaker 1: the ying to his yang, the calm to his flappy energy,
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Speaker 1: and she learnt so much from him about Chinese flavors
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Speaker 1: and recipes that she thought she'd run out of room
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Speaker 1: in her brain, but she never did. It was after
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Speaker 1: a few years that she decided to move to the South,
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Speaker 1: and the reason was simple. She missed her best friend, Barbara.
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Speaker 1: Barbara now worked for NASA, the National Animals in Space
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Speaker 1: Association as a rocket engineer. The headquarters were set amongst orange,
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Speaker 1: dusty plains, where the sky seemed infinite and the sun
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Speaker 1: glowed huge and round. Sometimes Missy Pig looked out at
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Speaker 1: the sky scrapers sprawling out beneath her window and thought
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Speaker 1: that maybe it was time that she saw more of
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Speaker 1: the sky and more of her bestest friend, who was
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Speaker 1: her very favorite person to cook for. So she hopped
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Speaker 1: back on her little plain and down south she went
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Speaker 1: to see Barbara. Missy immediately fell in love with the South,
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Speaker 1: with the rolling open spaces and the rocky canyons, and
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Speaker 1: the millions and millions of stars that hung in the sky.
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Speaker 1: It seemed that there the sky there had been decorated
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Speaker 1: much more thoroughly than anywhere else in the world. You
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Speaker 1: could see sparkling, shooting stars and slow floating satellites and
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Speaker 1: glowing comets night after night. Missy felt like she was
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Speaker 1: home when she visited Barbara at NASA. She was so
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Speaker 1: happy to see her friend achieving so much. Barbara showed
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Speaker 1: her the rocket she'd helped to make, and it was
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Speaker 1: a huge, shining thing, and its name well on the
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Speaker 1: side was engraved Missy Pig. Barbara said, who else would
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Speaker 1: she name her creation after if not her best friend.
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Speaker 1: The rocket was launched the next day, and Missy was
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Speaker 1: the one allowed to do the countdown through the microphone.
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Speaker 1: Then at zero, she and Barbara watched through glamorous sunglasses
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Speaker 1: as the Missy Pig took off into space, where it
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Speaker 1: was headed for the red planet Mars. It was at
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Speaker 1: the after launch party that she met a shy hog
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Speaker 1: with hairy ears and little round spectacles. He told her
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Speaker 1: his theories and ideas about space and the stars and
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Speaker 1: made her laugh with his jokes. The two fell in
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Speaker 1: love and soon married, where Missy Pig became Missus Missy
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Speaker 1: Pig or missus Pig for short. It was around this
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Speaker 1: time that two plucky cats by the name of Potato
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Speaker 1: and Beans pulled on their cowboy boots and headed out
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Speaker 1: into the middle of nowhere to build their dream diner.
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Speaker 1: When missus Pig saw it, she was on her way
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Speaker 1: back from her honeymoon from a road trip down Route
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Speaker 1: sixty six. She put on the brakes, brushed back her headscarf,
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Speaker 1: and pulled her sunglasses down her snout. That's it, she
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Speaker 1: said to mister Hogg. You see that diner. It's perfect.
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Speaker 1: That's where I work now. It's just like the ones
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Speaker 1: I went to as a girl. And no matter what
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Speaker 1: you're making, whether oh cuisine or diner dishes, if you
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Speaker 1: cook with love and skill, you're a top chef. Missus
00:21:53
Speaker 1: Pig got out of the convertible and went to tap
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Speaker 1: on the diner door they weren't open yet, though it
00:22:00
Speaker 1: seemed they were just putting the finishing touches on the diner.
00:22:04
Speaker 1: A bull was hoisting the neon sign over the door
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Speaker 1: that read Potato and Beans's Diner, and a cow was
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Speaker 1: laying tarmac in the car park. She called koui through
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Speaker 1: the glass door and was ushered inside by the two
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Speaker 1: cats who were polishing the countertops. They introduced themselves as
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Speaker 1: the owners of this new little slice of heaven. Potato
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Speaker 1: and Beans Potato whipped missus Pig up a milkshake, and
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Speaker 1: Beans sent one out to mister Hogg, who was waiting
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Speaker 1: in the car. Are you looking for a chef, missus
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Speaker 1: Peg asked the cats, because I am one a chef,
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Speaker 1: I mean The cats nodded and smiled. Yes, we are,
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Speaker 1: the cat with the splotches, Beans answered, but not stenny chef.
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Speaker 1: We're looking for the very best one, maybe the best
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Speaker 1: in the world. Do you want to apply? Missus Pig
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Speaker 1: grinned and nodded, asking for an application form. There's no form,
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Speaker 1: Potato said, You've just got to cook us something really tasty,
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Speaker 1: really impressive. Missus Pig felt a butterfly flutter in her tummy. Okay,
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Speaker 1: she said, letting her trotters carry her through the saloon
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Speaker 1: doors that led to the kitchen. She opened the cupboards
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Speaker 1: and peered into the fridge. There was so much she
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Speaker 1: could make, beets bourgignon, a tat tatan, some kung paw tofu.
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Speaker 1: As she thought, the butterflies multiplied in her tummy. She
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Speaker 1: looked down at the shiny pan resting on the hob
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Speaker 1: and took a deep breath. I am calm, I am cool,
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Speaker 1: I am confident, she whispered to herself. Then she cracked
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Speaker 1: three eggs in a bowl and began to whisk. When
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Speaker 1: she placed the plate in front of potato and beans,
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Speaker 1: their mouths began to water. They poked at the omelet
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Speaker 1: she had presented to feel how perfectly fluffy and springy
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Speaker 1: the texture was. Then they each took a bite. Both
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Speaker 1: cats closed their eyes as they chewed and then swallowed.
00:24:48
Speaker 1: Missus Pig held her breath as they looked at one another.
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Speaker 1: We found her, bean said, the best chef in the world.
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Speaker 1: The two cats joined paus and began bouncing around in
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Speaker 1: a circle, and soon Missus Pig joined in her arms
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Speaker 1: in the air, giggling and cheering. The rest is history.
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Speaker 1: Missus Pig has cooked at the diner most days since then.
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Speaker 1: Every morning when she wakes up, she smiles because all
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Speaker 1: her dreams came true. She is a chef with a
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Speaker 1: star gazing hog for a husband, and a bunch of
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Speaker 1: piglets at home, and a whole lot of best friends.
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Speaker 1: Her sassy sheep named Barbara, two cats by the names
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Speaker 1: of Potato and Beans, and a dish washing rock music
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Speaker 1: listening octopus called Ozzy. What a lucky, lucky pig she was.
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Speaker 1: Zara the post dog smiled as Missus Pig finished her story.
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Speaker 1: An a post dog named Zara, she added, and a
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Speaker 1: post dog named Zara, missus Pig agreed. Outside, the stars
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Speaker 1: had begun to shine, and the sky had turned orange
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Speaker 1: and lilac blue. A honk came from a convertible that
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Speaker 1: pulled up in the car park. There was an orange,
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Speaker 1: hairy hog in a leather jacket in the front seat,
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Speaker 1: and a gaggle of piglets waving out from the back seat.
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Speaker 1: That's my ride, missus Pigs said, kissing Zara on the
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Speaker 1: cheek and waving good bye to all of her friends
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Speaker 1: at the diner. And then Zara watched as the car
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Speaker 1: trundled off into the distance on its way to a
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Speaker 1: little wooden house with a white picket fence, plunked in
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Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere, with very little close by save
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Speaker 1: for the National Animals in Space Headquarters and a little
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Speaker 1: diner with a red Neon sign. Zara grinned Missy was
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Speaker 1: a very lucky pig. Indeed,

